I was at the Buddhist temple talking to a monk
While he was quite stoic, he was also in a funk
He pulled out a plastic bag filled with fermented shit
And told me "motherfucker, it's about to get lit"
Plastic bag on my face
Breathing deep, human waste (x2)
Open a gateway to spiritual enlightenment
Go to a temple and bury your face in shit
The rainbow tinged apex of our species
Lies in a bag of fermented feces
It's a trip, take a wretched dip
Those fucking wise old men sure do know how to get down!
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